107 years young. Lives in 'Murica. Proud father of 0.

 

stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
Crumble.
This is not your destruction.

This is your birth.

alalae:


Could we get some more FUCKING NOTES ON THIS because this is the best post I’ve seen on this website

alalae:

Could we get some more FUCKING NOTES ON THIS because this is the best post I’ve seen on this website

(Source: almatranquila)

miggylol:

I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did

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I feel you, little duck

voidn:

beggar2:

voidn:

voidn:

what’s 2 + 7?

a few of my posts are meant to be setups for jokes but i dont have enough followers to actually have people answer them so now i have month-old posts like this on my blog with no notes making me look like a fool. and i cant even remember what the joke was going to be

9

thanks

charlamagnethagod:

lmportant:

charlamagnethagod:

Think about a horse sitting down like a dog and tell me that isn’t really funny

no need to imagine

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I AM SO HAPPY

(Source: sidnugget)

thebaconsandwichofregret:

tubaplaysmatt:

mailbomb:

stargh0st:

hankpeters:

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

wwhat the fuck….



I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

thebaconsandwichofregret:

tubaplaysmatt:

mailbomb:

stargh0st:

hankpeters:

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

wwhat the fuck….

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

(Source: iraffiruse)